hextina:

flirting with your crush like

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starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014)

let’s play a game where we both get under the covers and see who can make each other moan first

(Source: majortvjunkie)

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

Your nudes are safe with me.

(Source: onebeautifulstranger)

gracefully-found:

I need someone who is as spontaneous as I am. I need someone who will be okay with me randomly coming over at 3 AM, and unexpected road trips with no set destination. I need someone who will want to discover the small town cafés, and explore the hidden and beautiful parts of nature with me. I just need someone who appreciates this world, and the limited time that we are guaranteed on it as much as I do.